My Grandma learning what Roofies are:

  • My Cousin: Hey Em, did you bring to roofies?
  • Me: Oh naw man I forgot
  • Him: wtf bro
  • My Mom: Why do you need roofies?
  • Me: Why do you think?
  • My Grandma: What are roofies?
  • My Mom: Drugs, Mom.
  • My Grandma: Ohhh, I have those, I also have marijuana, I have bottles of it around the house.
  • Me:
  • My cousin:
  • My Mom:
  • Me: Can we have some?
  • DON'T DO DRUGS